Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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