Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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