i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
