how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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