it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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