You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize