I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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