Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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