i just google imaged poop.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
