Three words: puerto rican gang bang
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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