3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
