I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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