handjob tips. give me some.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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