The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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