I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
a search helicopter?!
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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