Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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