hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
