can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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