Well douche your snatch and let's go!
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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