I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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