the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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