hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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