Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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