About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
where are you?
Hypothermia
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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