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i jhust puked up my retainher.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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