Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Hello my rib-scented angel!
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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