I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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