im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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