do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
