well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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