Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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