Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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