Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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