she was so not down for the gang bang
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Enjoy the penises
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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