just tell him i said nine months
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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