im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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