Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Randomize