I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he fucked my hip out of place.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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