I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
