i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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