the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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