That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
