That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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