Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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