You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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