No subtext here. People are naked.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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