That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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