Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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its like you know when i get waxed
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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