Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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