The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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