love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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