Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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