Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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