MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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