We're facebook friends in real life
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
