you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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